hangry
/ˈhæŋgrɪ/
adjective -grier, -griest
1. (jocular) irritable as a result of feeling hungry
Word Origin
blend of hungry and angry
You know
that feeling you get once you step outside of your last class of the day? The
sense of accomplishment, the sheer joy of knowing that you’ve completed all
your academic goals for the day, and now you have the whole day ahead of you!
Then suddenly it hits you: You’re unfulfilled. All that hard work and grueling
hours seem pointless and you can’t really explain why. For some reason you feel
empty inside. You know what that feeling is? Hunger. You know why you feel
empty? Probably because you haven’t eaten anything since breakfast, and your
insatiable urge to dive face first into the first thing that looks remotely
edible is beginning to overcome you. But
let’s control those urges. You may feel a little irritable; you might even get
a little hangry, but now you’ve set your course on a one-way trip to complete
and utter satisfaction.
You start
to feel like you’ve wasted your time even considering walking to your car so
you bump that pace up to a quick brisk. You’re almost to your car and without
any sort of warning a 2016 C Class Mercedes Benz traveling at approximately 30mph,
nearly side swipes you while making a blind right turn into your path. This
does not deter you. As a matter a fact you don’t even blink an eye. There’s a war going on inside of your stomach
and you’re on the losing side. It’s time to make haste and settle the score.
You’re
finally inside your car and feverishly fumble your keys as you attempt to key
into the ignition. You look into the rear view mirror to find a clear path as
you simultaneously back out of your space.
You’ve managed to successfully reach the entrance of the parking
structure with no obstacle preventing you to get to where you need to be. Then
you realize something very unsettling. Amidst all the chaos there is a calm before
the storm, and the eye of it is staring back at your empty glance. The infuriating
age old question that any food connoisseurs hope to never find asking
themselves:
“WHAT AND WHERE AM I GOING TO EAT?”